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what does Batman like to put in his drinks?
JUST ICEGET OUT
Yes to this gif set
imagine benedict doing up the zip on his jacket and he tugs too hard and his hand slips and he punches himself in the chin
Which one?
Is it not obvious?
Not which BENEDICT, which CHIN
Harry Potter traits
remake of X
Phenomenal Women in Film
I say, It’s in the reach of my arms, the span of my hips, the stride of my step, the curl of my lips. I’m a woman, Phenomenally. Phenomenal women, That’s me -Maya Angelou (x)
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tourist:
could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
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new yorker:
no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
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tourist:
oh you think you're clever???
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new yorker:
what
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tourist:
i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
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new yorker:
oh... oh i'm so sor
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tourist:
no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
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the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
—BB
yes to all of this
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
FAH MULAN
i tried to scroll past, i really did
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